take a closer look at that snout!

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

(via crydaguy)

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666, via mrsbobbelcher)

its weird to think how absolutely criminal the price seems for the sims 4 when not 20 years ago we would have paid $80 for goldeneye 007 for the n64 with absolutely no question on the matter

nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

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Accuser

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Seducer

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Destroyer

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The Father of Lies

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Evil Personified

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Just think about that for a moment. 

(via gayrusvakarian)

tastefullyoffensive:

[orangefever]
misterrockett:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

He died for our sick donuts.

misterrockett:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

He died for our sick donuts.

(via tsubasaneko)

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

(Source: tokiomotel6, via thecheesypizza)

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: :(
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go
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